“"I don't know what to say. We played a decent game defensively, but when you can't move the ball you can't win. It's as simple as that."
--Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok, Crow Blitzer
"What a frustrating loss. It's obvious why I was our MVP in this one. I scored because I was able to pick up the ball. See how that works, guys?"
--Furghag Stumbash, Crow Blitzer
"I feel horrible about this loss. Other that the one dropped pass, I made all the mistakes and cost us the game. I couldn't pick it up, and when I picked it up I couldn't throw it on target. Furthermore, I let a Skink slip right by me and pick up the ball right under my nose in the endzone."
--Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower
"We all have our off games, and Gank was due for one. He's been our rock out there in every game so far--the guy we've all seen get the job done for us. If I know him, he'll more than make up for it in our next game. Hell, he more than made up for it in our last game against the Fighting Pandas."
--Sgunk Stenchrot, Crow Blocker”
“"When we first started in the league, we were the small fish in a big pond, and we deservedly got slapped around like red-headed step-children, and we lost many good skinks. We lost one to Crux of the Crow, and it feels good to finally get our comeuppance."-Mr. Pilfington, MPSS Kroxigor
"More importantly, this is our first win in the current league. We badly needed this for team morale, and hopefully we can keep it going for the rematches later in the season. Considering we were able to pull draws against some of the stronger teams of the previous seasons, I'd say our odds are pretty good."-The Brick, MPSS Saurus
"No MVP for me? It's not my fault the commentators can't see true talent when it's staring them right in the face. At least I can score a touchdown without tripping over my own two feet."-Click Enclack, MPSS Skink
"Feh, whatever Click. A halfling with no limbs could be a touchdown fiend if he had a bunch of Saurii following him wherever he went. Get back to us whenever you manage to score a touchdown by wresting the ball away from the opponent instead of having it given to you."-Grab Endash, MPSS Skink
"Whoa, how did we get dragged into this? If these skinks get any bigger heads, we'll have to kick some of 'em off to stay within the Big Guy team limit...anyway, orcs are an ugly team to face, what with their black orcs and their blitzers and such. We certainly drew the blocking war at best, so it's fortunate we managed to capitalize on the mistakes they made."-The Granite, MPSS Saurus
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--Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok, Crow Blitzer
"What a frustrating loss. It's obvious why I was our MVP in this one. I scored because I was able to pick up the ball. See how that works, guys?"
--Furghag Stumbash, Crow Blitzer
"I feel horrible about this loss. Other that the one dropped pass, I made all the mistakes and cost us the game. I couldn't pick it up, and when I picked it up I couldn't throw it on target. Furthermore, I let a Skink slip right by me and pick up the ball right under my nose in the endzone."
--Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower
"We all have our off games, and Gank was due for one. He's been our rock out there in every game so far--the guy we've all seen get the job done for us. If I know him, he'll more than make up for it in our next game. Hell, he more than made up for it in our last game against the Fighting Pandas."
--Sgunk Stenchrot, Crow Blocker”