“"Man, them bitches can HIT! You saurii could really learn something from them."

First Half Highlights:

Rezzic and Beorgol combine to win the ball behind the Amazon line, only to lose the ball the very next turn.

Thrower Chloe Wet kills Ohmahr the Bouncy with a stiletto heel to the potion pouch - Ohmahr is sure sorry for what he said.

Morgyff the Rainbow was knocked down four paces from the endzone and lost the ball, only to leap up and take it in for a score anyway. Assist to Jormig the Spine for a fine blitz to remove Cassie Black from the play.

Busty Bitches fans riot to end the half - complaining that Morgyff had stepped out of bounds during the touchdown play.

Second half highlights:

Bonnie Velvet fouls Morgyff, and he was carted off the field, not to return.

Beorgol the Dark's dazzling run is cut short by brutal blocking by the Bitches, leaving skinks and saurii prone on the pitch.

Chloe Wet attempts another pass - and again it goes imcomplete. She's not exactly the best thrower, but with tits like that, who cares!

Kliffton the Pillow, the only remaining skink gathers up the errant pass, and is cut flat by Katie Tight

Rezzic the Tooth makes an amazing game saving dodge and blitz to save the game.

Final score: 1-0, Green Silence.

Green Silence fans, apparently disgusted by yet another win, left the stadium early. More cheerleaders may have to be hired to make a little noise in the otherwise silent stadium.

A tough match for my opponent - I don't remember missing any critical roll during the game. We were lucky to escape with the win.
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