“If ever there was a coach who knew how to roll a "1," that coach is tzilacatzin. On any occasion that might be important to the flow of the game, coach tz would bring out his secret loaded dice to assure yet another glorious defeat. League play just doesn't suit coach tz. In addition to the brilliant "1" rolling, coach even showed off some of his coaching smarts, passing up a Pow on a frenzied block to take a pushback and roll double skulls. Such is the fate of the criminally stupid.

Here's to yet another beat-down. The Seven Swans, doormats of the 7s Pub League.”