“"I don't even know where to begin on that game. We knew coming in that trying to beat those gutter runners at a running game was a fool's errand, so we decided to beat them so bloody they wouldn't be able to run the ball two yards. We must have done something right, because their apothecary seemed to have his hands full after the game. Of course, the fact that their players were tripping over their own feet doesn't hurt either."-The Mortar, MPSS Saurus
"It's a shame really: I had been hoping to meet Finyan so we could settle who is the best big guy in the league once and for all. Unfortunately he was indisposed for this game, something about a 'feeding frenzy in a daycare' or some such nonsense.
"And I resent Zeenie's assertion that I tried to eat his teammates. I am hardly so base as to fulfill my desire for Warpstone-flavored Ratmen on the Blood Bowl field. Zeenie should be mindful that there are plenty of vampire lawyers who will take a defamation suit for half a quart of blood."-Mr. Pilfington, MPSS Kroxigor
“"I saw the whole thing. Poor Wlinky wanted to be a hero like his big injured teammate Winky, and tried to dodge right past a Saurus. He put that poor Storm Vermin in the ground and he never go up." -- Team Linerat Shin Shin
"My Pilfington is no joke, even I will admit it. I wish Finyan was here to take some of that heat off of us, but alas, we had to handle that over-thinking monster ourselves. He tried to eat Kreakie, can you believe that?" -- Team Linerat Zeenie
"Dot really showed his quality today leaping into a bunch of Sauruses and taking out that star skink, but Triz started his season as no real replacement for Troz. I hear the guy is going to miss our next game against those elves." -- Team Gutter Thrower Launchie
"What a game, certainly one I will not be rewatching any time soon. This streak of damage to our ball club has to stop at some point here. Those lizards pulled a fancy blitz on us, messing up our drive, and I am down to two of my Runners for the next game. We had to take a lot more risks than I would like, but we were running out of options. There were so few of us left on the pitch at the end of the game, it is no wonder they won. In fact, seeing a Saurus run the ball in just sealed that notion for me." -- Broot Ratone, Fighting Vermin Head Coach
"No Constaple, I haven't seen our Rat Ogre today. Why?" -- Rat Ogre Handler Bosti”
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"It's a shame really: I had been hoping to meet Finyan so we could settle who is the best big guy in the league once and for all. Unfortunately he was indisposed for this game, something about a 'feeding frenzy in a daycare' or some such nonsense.
"And I resent Zeenie's assertion that I tried to eat his teammates. I am hardly so base as to fulfill my desire for Warpstone-flavored Ratmen on the Blood Bowl field. Zeenie should be mindful that there are plenty of vampire lawyers who will take a defamation suit for half a quart of blood."-Mr. Pilfington, MPSS Kroxigor
"Isn't 'vampire lawyer' redundant?"-Grab Endash, MPSS Skink
"I scored a touchdown. If that doesn't describe the game to you, nothing will."-the Granite, MPSS Saurus”