“The fists of the Hungry Beasts crashed against the armor of the Scrubrunners, but only managed to crack through two, one of which (Ulex "Gorse" Runner) recovered under the ministrations of Dr. Aloe Runner.

Fushsia will miss the next match until he gets a chance to weave some bark back into his uniform from where a grasping Ogre ripped it. His ribs will eventually mend, too.

Meanwhile, the unstoppable Azalea Runner carried the ball into the end zone twice, and Hosta Runner barreled through a gaggle of goblins and pummeled his way in for a score. Laurel Runner also managed to skip through the bludgeoning defence to rack up a point.

Gusia coached a fine game, but couldn't keep the ball away from the dexterity of the elves.”