#13 Fish and Chips – Broken Ribs (MNG) #13 Fish and Chips – Smashed Knee (NI)
“'Wheee! More bombs!'
-Ronald the Chainsaw Chef
'Boom! Ahahahaaa!'
-Fish and Chips, retired after taking one bomb blast too many.
'Big Mac play good this game. Big Mac get award. Big Mac proud. Big Mac thank Mommy and Daddy and Grandpappy Khorne.'
-Big Mac, Minotaur and MVP
'We HUNGER! Seriously, we were looking forward to some tasty goblin bits...you know, Ronald has this recipe where he dips 'em in batter and deep-fries 'em...damn, now I need to get myself some gobbo nuggets.'
-Fatso
“Loony Luigi, Rottin Goblin Fanatic
"WooAAaoooAA! So dizzy! Ia canna not evena walk straight, I step out of boundsa and geta banned! Anda my brother Mario, hea hit all our own boys!"
Mad Mario, Rottin Goblin Fanatic
"*insane cackling as he's carried off the field on a stretcher, on a drug induced downer"
Suicide Sammy, Rottin Goblin Bomber
"Hey BOYS! I got a present for you! It's called 4 Halfings that dont get to play anymore this match! HAHA!...HEY! Why did Eddie get MVP? I'm gonna frag that *explictives deleted*"
Bouncing Bobby, Rottin Goblin Pogo
"Well, clumsiness not withstanding, I got the ball where it had to go."
Crazy Cal, Rottin Goblin Chainsaw
"Damn that Una Squig. There I was about to chop up Halfings and BOOM! The world ended."
Gary the Gobbo, Rottin Goblin Goblin
"*sniff sniff* Smells like charred Halfing...and Goblin. I'm not sure who inflicted more pain on us today. Them or ourselves. Either way, we did pretty good for our debute game, I'm satisfied dispite the loss. We'll see how things hold up for the rest of the season. Stay tuned!"
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-Ronald the Chainsaw Chef
'Boom! Ahahahaaa!'
-Fish and Chips, retired after taking one bomb blast too many.
'Big Mac play good this game. Big Mac get award. Big Mac proud. Big Mac thank Mommy and Daddy and Grandpappy Khorne.'
-Big Mac, Minotaur and MVP
'We HUNGER! Seriously, we were looking forward to some tasty goblin bits...you know, Ronald has this recipe where he dips 'em in batter and deep-fries 'em...damn, now I need to get myself some gobbo nuggets.'
-Fatso
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