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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2003-03-01
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2/0/2
“The first game ever for the A.N.A.R.C.H.I.S.T league started well for Mnemon that got a blitz in the first turn. He didn't injure in KO any of my guys, so I was in good shape. The first blitz action my star player Haggis blitzed one of his skins and BH him. From there everything when my way. Everything but my Minotaur hitting himself again... what else in new. He surrounded the ball in the 1st turn with his skins so I could not pick it up with my two AG4 guys. So what I did was to settle two guys in front of the ball one of them with tackle just in case he got the ball. Two scrambles took place between 2nd and 3rd turn. In the 4th turn i picked up the ball with my AG4 guy and attempted a pass to Haggy whick didn't catch and the ball felt in to 4 TZ. he pushed one of my guys there, and the ball bounced about 10 times before I landed next to one of my player. Turn 5,6,7 were good turn for me when Haggis picked up the ball run 2 squares short of the endzone, but he we blitzed him he was un able to take him down so I scored in turn 7. He got down to 6 players in the second turn and the match was over.”
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#8 Organicssz – Dead (RIP)
“Organicssz ran around enthusisatically before the match, clutching a bottle of exclusively expensive shampoo, totally unaware of what fate had in store for him : "We have been szallendsd! Sze Findlay Mu'an'ss! Now I will show Washsz and gossz who is sze bess' blaye' in Shampoo Slurperssz." He was right of course, as both Washs and gosst were tied in their development. Still Washs and gossz held the critics award and is beloved by the fans. 6 Player of the match awards are a clear sign.
The Shampoo Slurperssz started into the match with two players down from a out of cup game against the Middenheim Sewer Guards. A bad blow to the team composition as both Johnson'sss and Massstey II hold important positions that were now vacant.
The game itself started out with a lot of blocking on both sides, leaving most of the Findlay Mutants knocked prone on the field. Their Minotaur even caused an early turn over in favor of the Shampoo Slurperssz when Sssskin Szo Soft decided to have a close look at it.
By the middle of half one there was a larger pile of players in the middle of the field more or less surrounding the ball. When Slippery soap II tried to pick it up but failed 9 or 10 players were succesfully avoiding to catch the ball in that pulk, for sometime, continuously handing it over, until it eventually ended up on the ground. The first TD then worked when one of the Chaos Blitzers managed to dodge out of several TZ's picking up the ball and dodging out of another TZ. Organicssz was furious: "Sze' isssz an elf in disszguissz! I KNOW id! I've szeeen him f'om ve'y glosze."
After the TD the Skinks quickly ran through the Mutants defences but were driven together again in the following turn. After a bit of pushing with both sides holding the ball for sometime one of the Mutants came free running towards the middle of the field where he was greeted by a small group of saurus. More pushing around. And then the Mutants began to strike, sauri and Skinks being knocked out - and what seemed to be horrible events turned out to be only the start of a carnage. Gingernut killed Ausssie, who was saved by the apo though, and only seconds later the self declared best player of the league - Organicssz - was ripped to a clumsy mass of blood by the extremly sharp claws of Haggis.
The player responsible for getting the Shampoo Slurperssz in the Tournament at all died in the first match! Some Fans claim to have seen Washs and gossz grinning and congratulating Haggis, but I am fairly certain he was as shocked in reality as all the rest of the team.
The Skinks outright refused to appear on the field in the second half, and only three brave (or rather stupid) Sauri appeared on the field at all. And then something strange happened - the Findlay Mutants just stood there and did nothing for the rest of the half. Sadly the three Sauri, which where impressed by the Mutants performance at the end of the first half, did the same considering it a good tactic.
What is left to say - R.I.P Organicssz - you never quite managed to reach your goal of being able to score a TD within one turn, and even though you were an asshole I will miss you. The whole team is, as tragic as the event is, happy that the conflict between Washs and gossz and Organicssz has been solved though - and some of the Fans that were pissed off by Organicssz selvish attitude bought tickets for the next match again.
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The Shampoo Slurperssz started into the match with two players down from a out of cup game against the Middenheim Sewer Guards. A bad blow to the team composition as both Johnson'sss and Massstey II hold important positions that were now vacant.
The game itself started out with a lot of blocking on both sides, leaving most of the Findlay Mutants knocked prone on the field. Their Minotaur even caused an early turn over in favor of the Shampoo Slurperssz when Sssskin Szo Soft decided to have a close look at it.
By the middle of half one there was a larger pile of players in the middle of the field more or less surrounding the ball. When Slippery soap II tried to pick it up but failed 9 or 10 players were succesfully avoiding to catch the ball in that pulk, for sometime, continuously handing it over, until it eventually ended up on the ground. The first TD then worked when one of the Chaos Blitzers managed to dodge out of several TZ's picking up the ball and dodging out of another TZ. Organicssz was furious: "Sze' isssz an elf in disszguissz! I KNOW id! I've szeeen him f'om ve'y glosze."
After the TD the Skinks quickly ran through the Mutants defences but were driven together again in the following turn. After a bit of pushing with both sides holding the ball for sometime one of the Mutants came free running towards the middle of the field where he was greeted by a small group of saurus. More pushing around. And then the Mutants began to strike, sauri and Skinks being knocked out - and what seemed to be horrible events turned out to be only the start of a carnage. Gingernut killed Ausssie, who was saved by the apo though, and only seconds later the self declared best player of the league - Organicssz - was ripped to a clumsy mass of blood by the extremly sharp claws of Haggis.
The player responsible for getting the Shampoo Slurperssz in the Tournament at all died in the first match! Some Fans claim to have seen Washs and gossz grinning and congratulating Haggis, but I am fairly certain he was as shocked in reality as all the rest of the team.
The Skinks outright refused to appear on the field in the second half, and only three brave (or rather stupid) Sauri appeared on the field at all. And then something strange happened - the Findlay Mutants just stood there and did nothing for the rest of the half. Sadly the three Sauri, which where impressed by the Mutants performance at the end of the first half, did the same considering it a good tactic.
What is left to say - R.I.P Organicssz - you never quite managed to reach your goal of being able to score a TD within one turn, and even though you were an asshole I will miss you. The whole team is, as tragic as the event is, happy that the conflict between Washs and gossz and Organicssz has been solved though - and some of the Fans that were pissed off by Organicssz selvish attitude bought tickets for the next match again.
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