“We definitely had the smack on...and that proved to be our downfall. We got so greedy in smacking that instead of scoring the 1-1 equalizer, we continued to block until we rolled double-skulls, allowing the elves to blitz the ball free via much dodging and gfi's, then the perfect passing game which never failed a pass, dropped a catch, got intercepted despite 6 attempts, and the elves were up 2-0 at the half, soon made 3-0 after yet more dodging and long passing to start the second half. We then lacked the speed to get anybody in scoring range fast enough to steal another score, though we chose now to drop the ball as well.

Elves earned the victory, plain and simple. Coach cost his team the victory, plain and simple. I'm drunk, plain and simple. Coincidence? I'll let you decide...”