“"Hello Bob"

"Hello Sam"

"So your Jim's stand in this week !"

"Thats right Bob, Jim can't be here tonight. He was offered a massage by Skank attacks, Skanky Sally. The director have told us he now has a nasty............Cold (wink)"

"Really...... Well anyway, Tonights match between Sly's Skanks and Rom's 'Bassetts Hero's' (hehe) was hotting up to be a good one !"

"Thats right Bob, we saw some serious death and destruction in the first few turns including a serious injury on Romolus's team wich his genius Apothicary sorted out on the pitch..."

"That was a lucky one Sam. I thought the guy was dead for a minute"

"But he was sorted out staright away !"

"It's amazing what those healers can do now isn't it....."

"We're kinda straying......"

"Sorry Sam... As you were saying "

"Well I was nearly finished actually.... It was funny really just as Sly's team as about to counter attack.. Well what can i say.... Leper Larry just seemed to headbutt Rom's black orc 'Brickwall' and well Just died.....
From then onwards everything just seened to go down hill...."

"It's something that we seem to be seeing alot of with Sly's team so.....
Have you seen Slyspygb Sam ?"

"No I haven't Bob ! He Hasn't come out of the changing rooms yet. !"

"But it's been an hour !?! Stuff them !.... I'm not waiting... coming to the pub ? I'll buy you a snotbrew.."

"Thanks.... I think I will. "”