“A stonking game for the Chaos Halfling legends of eeeevil, as Big Smashy Guys Ernst Blofeld and Mr. Blonde decimated an admittedly unlucky Chaos Pact front line, while fortunate passing and stunty-hurling ensured a healthy points advantage at half time.

Following a series of spectacularly unlucky rolls, the poor Chaos Pact boys started the second half with just three players... a number which swiftly dwindled as the crazed stunties began setting about the isolated CP linemen, and scored a vicious SI on their brightest running hope. The team apothecary proved essential, however, saving Mr. Blonde from certain death at the hands of a clearly Chaos-ordained death blow by Cinotaur.

Doctor No was the hero of the hour, flying high above the prone CP players, who could only stare up at his tiny form hurtling over them and towards the TD line; John Doe's sneaky stolen TD was worthy of his big-screen namesake, who, coincidentally, was portrayed by a dodgy stunty.”