“The Pothole Pirates met the Forestfolk and the fairys seemed to have some magical dices that made them succeed with just about anything they wanted.

Strings of 4-5 3+ dodges without failing, taking 3 fouls by a deathroller + five assisting slaves and not getting anything more than a stun...or how about the move that actually won the game, that 8+ dodge with the treeman.

The frustration also made me do some really bad coaching decisions, like going for a hopeless block on his treeman instead of trying to dodge with my ball carrier.

Captain Mech Ahoy was bitter after the match:
"Yarrr, dem landlubber forestfolk cursed us let me tell yer, I bet yer me last circuits on dat."

Then he turned to his men, and shouted with his metallic voice.
"Hoist the sails, me pretties. The Pothole Pirates are setting course fer pillage and plunder on distant shores!"

Good luck Kalamona. You really pulled off some amazing dice rolls, and I at least deserved to lose in OT and not by that last turn magic you pulled off, but I wish you continous luck in the tournament :)”