CTV 1150k Undead
2
Orc CTV 1090k
0
#4 Bulldozer Bylebreath – Smashed Knee (NI)
#1 Severspine Steeljaw – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Herc Hammer – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#4 Bulldozer Bylebreath – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#1 Severspine Steeljaw – Serious Concussion (-AV)
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GUT N' RUN DEFEATED ..... COACH BLOWS
Coach ribeye74 was threathening to foul certain Crypt Reapers players the day before the match. Perhaps and unwise decision to disclose this strategy as Crypt Reapers fans hurled stones onto the field at kickoff , knocking out Bulldozer Bylebreath. When asked about the event , coach ribeye74 stated "I thought it was safe enough to talk about seeing as they are brainless automatons , nothing more than walking furniture." Astonishingly enough, even "walking furniture" is smarter than an Orc.
From that point on Gut N' Run were "Gutted N' Runnin' " , curb-stomped repeatedly into a green puddley mass of nothingness, dripping several different colours of bodily fluids, gurgling noises followed by yelps of panic and fear...they just didn't know whether to sh*t or go blind. Judging by the smell and the ball handling displayed I'd say a little of both.
On the other side of the ball everything was coming up roses ! Crypt Reaper ball carrier Marntaabbor oozed his way to 50 rushing paces and 2 TD's , no small feat considering he also doubles as the teams chiropractor. Ddeghizh the Mummy at one point was seen appeasing the crowd by usiing his own wraps to apply an ancient form of the Camel Clutch , needless to say Herc Hammer will never be the same !
Game results : Crypt reapers MVP : Zshor for not screwing things up
Gut N' Run MVP : Herc Hammer for getting Camel Clutched old school !
Score 2-0 Crypt Reapers
3 casualties for Gut N' Run , all black orcs, all retired.
I am ashamed to say this is Slimechin Snotrag , Gut N' Run field reporter signing off.”