“The Death Dealing Divas got alot of their own back recently, as three players died in a frenzied orgy of inactivity.

Pink gave her life so the team could score. The epitome of unselfish play. Stupid, but unselfish.

Kylie Minogue was unashamedly useless. Happy to score every fifth game, and die every sixth.

Shania Twain stupidly left herself open to a brutal attack that pushed her into the crowd. They then killed her as part of a 'learning' exercise.

When asked what she would learn from being disembowelled with a hot-dog wrapper and turned into a large Caliafornian roll, the crowd responded that they 'Really don't care. But if she don't learn something from that, then there is no teaching her.'

Three other players are missing games through serious injuries, mostly occuring from some serious foul action. Thanks ref. Cant wait for the players v refs. game later in the year. Thats if anyones still alive.

The score was surpring, DDD almost got as many TD's as they had layers on the field at the end of the day.

Many thanks to coach Plorg for leaving some players alive.



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