“The Evangelicals preached the gospel to the sinning high kickers of the Linedancers, whose bad luck showed the Lord's displeasure regarding their on- and off-field antics.

Oral Roberts, Robert Schuller and Robert Grant all held high their heads as they walked through the wilderness and into the end zone for one score each. Schuller also brought forth His wrath to smite one of the 'dancers for an injury, but the Amazon's healer managed to bring her back.

Jack Van Impe almost met his maker, but his faith was strong enough to pull him through his injury and return to the playing field to preach again.

Overall, a fine game with a few cringe-worthy plays. The Amazons had bad luck with dodges and with KO recovery, which gave the game to the Zealots in the second half .”