“Two deaths this time out, one averted by the tender care of our Apothecary. Yowch! I start feeling like I'll never get this team back on its feet, and meantime I'm constantly hemmorhaging Fan Factor (which I worked so hard to build!)

Still, Bonker played a fine, fine game. He's definitely got the spectacular pass connections and long runs working for his elves.

If only all of this sacrifice, burning the team to the ground game by game, actually ends up with a skill on the damn ogre. Even just "Guard" would be sweet. It would mean that he's something more than a large pile of dead weight dragging the team down into oblivion.”