“It was going to be a very rough game. Amazons vs Ogres could be considered suicidal at the best of times. With 3 players missing after playing against Banelords (Khemri) and their two top players throwing hissyfits about playing at the same time (i am the greatest handicap) things looked grim indeed.

At the kickoff it became clear that the rain was pouring down and wasnt about to stop doing so. With the ball so slippery it was almost impossible to pick it up, let alone pass it things looked so bad coach Epictetus looked like he wanted to cry before the game had even started.

And indeed, the brassiere babes had so much trouble picking the ball up it became farsical. The Ogres pounded the dames into the mud and the goblins seemed totally untroubled by the rain; picking the ball up with no heed to slippyness or tackle zones.

In the end the babes did manage to score their single touchdown. And everyone was amazed that the amazons had won a game against ogres with only a single casualty even though they started with 10 players and played the majority of the game with 8.
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