“Jugganaut's second match saw them take on the Wild Doggs. We all know orcs hate humans and this was no more evident than in the eyes of Kane, the blitzer who took two opponents out of the game in the opening play of the first half. With a dug-out rapidly filling with hurt players the Doggs could do nothing to stop Jugganaut rolling in with three black orc touchdowns. The opposition spent most of the second half with 4, then 3 players on the field.

Punnisha would gain the MVP for his two scores but Kane was also on form, finishing off the match in style with a touchdown in the dying seconds of the game.

May your players fare better in your next match, Coach Ti-Mouth! Perhaps a new, more armoured kit is required.”