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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2006-11-10 05:07:38
70k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
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1
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1
10
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36
23
3
#12 Eddie the Extra – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
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1
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1
10
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17
5
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#5 Grump – Dead (RIP)
“"We forgot to sharpen our daggers before the game."
-"Broke-Down" Willie Walker, Half-Pint Runner
"Yep, then I think the Ref saw us sharpening them during half-time."
-Ank lil'Biter, Half-Pint Runner
"When I ended with the ball and took off running, I kept expecting a bomb in the back, or a pogo-stick outta nowhere. I looked back just in time to fall RIGHT on my face. I got mud in my eyes and everything. When I could finally see again, I was surprised to find the ball right next to me in the end-zone."
-No Time, Half-Pint Runner
"That's two draws for us after holding off against huge odds. I'm happy for that, but it's costing us players and money. I mean, look at us? One of our new guys is dead already. We've had what? 5 people get killed in two games? When do we get chainsaws, coach?"
-Stabby McGee, Half-Pint Runner”
-"Broke-Down" Willie Walker, Half-Pint Runner
"Yep, then I think the Ref saw us sharpening them during half-time."
-Ank lil'Biter, Half-Pint Runner
"When I ended with the ball and took off running, I kept expecting a bomb in the back, or a pogo-stick outta nowhere. I looked back just in time to fall RIGHT on my face. I got mud in my eyes and everything. When I could finally see again, I was surprised to find the ball right next to me in the end-zone."
-No Time, Half-Pint Runner
"That's two draws for us after holding off against huge odds. I'm happy for that, but it's costing us players and money. I mean, look at us? One of our new guys is dead already. We've had what? 5 people get killed in two games? When do we get chainsaws, coach?"
-Stabby McGee, Half-Pint Runner”
"Wow, that was scary. I was the only one left at the end of the match. And what was the Ref's big idea, banning me at the END of the game? Arse!"
Fritz the Fumber, RG Goblin
"What was up with that? I had it! I was there! Then the unexpected happen. We should have won"
Una Squig, RG Bomber
"Right. I need to check my fuses, these are all set far too short"
Leaping Lizzy, RG Pogo
"I'm with Fritz. There I was, about to run to the end zone, when everything just goes...wrong. I dont know how that happend"
Gary the Gobbo, RG Goblin
"Well, sitting out most of the game, I gotta say, Nuffel sure did us a big one. We had them down to 2 rats. 6 of us. No real contest, we had the game in the sack. Then the impossible struck time and time again. Stunned rat next to the ball in our end zone. No big deal, plenty of time. Then Una's fuse was too short. He even tried to get it away when he realized after we told him so, and he still didnt get it away. They scored the equalizer. Who'd have thought?
Then we could have gotten ahead, Eddie went to push the rat out of the way so Lizzy could run...er...leap for it...And dispite 2 other teammates there to help him he still fell on his face. End First Half. Second half, we still out number them, but their daggers start killing us...and then Eddie gets himself killed on a sure thing. Fritz had the ball, easy score, and suddenly the damn rats' daggers start working where they hadnt been and everything just went wrong. I guess we're lucky Nuffel was late to the game or we'd probably have lost outright."
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