“Gary the Gobbo, RG Goblin
"Alright. I'm starting get the impression that Nuffel doesnt like cheating. Everything goes according to plan for a while...aaaand then everything goes to squig excrement. Oops. Sorry Dark Helmet...no no...down boy! Down! CAL! HELP ME! *runs away*"
Crazy Cal, RG Chainsaw
"*Running after Dark Helmet with his chainsaw, who's running after Gary, who's running away*"
Leaping Lizzy, RG Pogo
"Wow, that went perfectly wrong. I'd get the ball, or Bobby gets the ball, and we're almost there, and POW! Goblin apocalypse."
Cleating Clive, RG Kicker
"Not a bad debute game. I was wearing my good cleats...I'm missing some prongs though, I think they're stucck in a Spaceballer. Worth the MVP though!"”
"Alright. I'm starting get the impression that Nuffel doesnt like cheating. Everything goes according to plan for a while...aaaand then everything goes to squig excrement. Oops. Sorry Dark Helmet...no no...down boy! Down! CAL! HELP ME! *runs away*"
Crazy Cal, RG Chainsaw
"*Running after Dark Helmet with his chainsaw, who's running after Gary, who's running away*"
Leaping Lizzy, RG Pogo
"Wow, that went perfectly wrong. I'd get the ball, or Bobby gets the ball, and we're almost there, and POW! Goblin apocalypse."
Cleating Clive, RG Kicker
"Not a bad debute game. I was wearing my good cleats...I'm missing some prongs though, I think they're stucck in a Spaceballer. Worth the MVP though!"”