“The first game played for the XI Cup. The two handicaps obtained by my opposition were illegal drugs and I am the Greatest meaning only one of my Gutter Runners would play on the field.
A bad kick gave my opponent to give the ball to any player and he chose his rat ogre. His team knocked through a few squares but the net was tight and only when I was ready did I knock over the rat Ogre. Lord Lucan got the ball and moved towards the end zone. The opposition was well surrounded and I had plenty of re rolls so I decided to hang about and smash his team up, which I did so the last half would be easy. Unfortunately my opponent conceded before I could waltz across to the td denying me spp.
My opponent may have been distressed with the way I was gang fouling his RO with my gutter runner, well he was "I am the greatest" so if he got banned who cares.

My opponent retired his team after this match.”