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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2003-10-15 02:32:31
50k
6/2/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
1
7
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1
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
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1
7
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#3 Charlie Palmer – Dead (RIP)
#6 David Rosengarten – Smashed Knee (NI)
#8 Jacques Pépin – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 Jacques Pépin – Smashed Knee (NI)
#12 Tyler Florence – Smashed Knee (NI)
“The All-Stars of Cooking knew it was bad idea to schedule a game vs. the Civil War Generals, after all, they seemed to better team (rumor is they actually practice between games!). Especially since the All-Stars were down a treeman to begin with. Also, someone had mysteriously eaten All-Star lineman Charlie Parker's "lucky donut", which proved to be an ill oman...
Well, the All-Stars were handed a huge loss, in which they suffered nine bone crunching injuries. In fact, not a Fling was left on the pitch by game's end. The CWG's were an evil lot. They not only fouled the lone remaining treeman (which can almost be expected), they went on and fouled a down Fling! At the end of the game! With them up 2 - 0! With only 3 Flings left on the pitch! Outragous play from a truely nasty team.
But, the All-Star's coach found way to spin the loss. With so many injured All-Stars, the deliveries of sympathy pastries, hams, trout on a stick, jelly rolls, bbq ribs, etc where bound to flood the lockeroom (and local hostipal). He told it to his team like this " Well boys, while we did get beat, and beaten by these guys, remember this... Win, Lose, whatever, we eat like Kings!"
Go All-Stars!
”
Well, the All-Stars were handed a huge loss, in which they suffered nine bone crunching injuries. In fact, not a Fling was left on the pitch by game's end. The CWG's were an evil lot. They not only fouled the lone remaining treeman (which can almost be expected), they went on and fouled a down Fling! At the end of the game! With them up 2 - 0! With only 3 Flings left on the pitch! Outragous play from a truely nasty team.
But, the All-Star's coach found way to spin the loss. With so many injured All-Stars, the deliveries of sympathy pastries, hams, trout on a stick, jelly rolls, bbq ribs, etc where bound to flood the lockeroom (and local hostipal). He told it to his team like this " Well boys, while we did get beat, and beaten by these guys, remember this... Win, Lose, whatever, we eat like Kings!"
Go All-Stars!
”
The one Treeman that was able to take to the pitch was soon swarmed but proved his toughness by withstanding multiple blocks per turn from the towering force of the Generals Mummies. In fact it was the Zombie Dick Ewell that managed to overturn the Treeman in the second half, ducking under its lumbering swing and then kicking it in the head when it fell over.
The All-Stars, their strongest player gone, were no match for the sheer brutality of the Generals front line with almost every hit resulting in a fling having to leave the pitch in agony. In fact on the last turn there was only 3 flings left on the pitch, and these were quickly disposed of by the Generals Mummies, R.E.Lee and U.S.Grant, with the Multiple Block skill of Lee proving to be instrumental in inflicting pain.
The best win in some time for the Generals although they were sorry to see the death of one of the small but honourable flings, with William.T.Sherman picking up the little guy and carrying him over to the All-Stars bench, asking if he could attend the funeral, although this was refused because he also asked if he could eat some of his skin.
All in all a good game for me, the All-Stars had no chance, especially with only one Treeman, and then he was gone and with blocking with 2 dice all the time it was rather easy. However the Flings did cause me some anxiety as they kept swerving and dodging out of huge masses of players, but still it was a win, and convincing.”