“Dwarfs iz like little armored puppies. We hates puppies... But dey's hard to squash when dey wear 50 pounds of armor. It'z a sad day when good 'ol Orkz cant at least knock a guy out... Oh yeah!... We WON! Dis "winning" seems to make da coach happy and not lock us in da cages at night. We'z gonna try more of it.
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