“Welcome to the stadium for another game of BloodBowl. Today the game between the Wind Witches and Cieple Kuchy Kontratakuja is on the menu, and 64000 viewers have taken their seats in time for the kick-off. And here they go, the Wind Witches are receiving and dive right into the Kontratakuja defensive line. A nice show but not much ground gain... ouch! there goes Vulture, the Witch Blitzer goes down and will probably not join us on the pitch again today. The Witches are under heavy fire, as NapalonyMisio leaps over the offense and blitzes the ball carrier, but Buzzard remains standing.

The Witches now frantically trying to create an opening, knocking an Elf back onto the bench, and there it goes! Eagle going long, the team plowing a road for Buzzard and, no, yes, no .. yes, Eagle runs for the end zone and STUMBLES at the very edge! The ball gets thrown back in and the Elves gain possession. No, the Witches take the ball back after a failed pass, OUCH, Falcon gets seriously smacked around by the Elfish defense team! The ball goes to Niemrawy Jasiu, who takes it back to the Witches' field, and ... OUF that's gotta hurt! Condor goes down in a failed blocking attempt, but Jasiu stumbles as well and breaks his neck! Nothing the apothecary can do about it it seems. Well, that concludes the first half, and only just in time for the commenting team to go to the whizzroom for a much needed relief of all that ale the grots have been serving us up here...

Onto the second half. The Elves are receiving, and they immediately go deep through the Amazon defense, but SzalonyEdmund holds on the throw until he gets a clearer shot at the throw. The Witches recover, sending two Elves back to the bench for a smelling salt treatment, and Eagle rushes for the ball carrier. The Elves retaliate (the bench now holds three unconcious Amazons) and prepare for a touchdown. Nope! Szalony botches the throw and the Witches gain the initiative, cornering the ball carrier. Magpie pushes the ball out and it goes all the way to the Elfish end zone! Osprey gains possession after a bit of a struggle, and makes the first touchdown. 1-0 for the Amazons.

But the game isn't over yet, even though Nuffle seems to have been angered by something the Elves did, for another drive is started ... ouch! two Elves get sent to the recovery box with a bad headache waiting for them, and SzalonyEdmund fumbles the ball! But in an amazing feat to redeem himself he manages to grab it from in front of the two onrushing Witches' nozes and passes it to the catcher, a nice pass that brings the score to 1-1. Unlucky Elves, it does happen ladies and gentlemen, but these Elves persisted and were able to grab a draw here on the KO-rich environment of the BloodBowl pitch!”