“"Those damn kids! I keep telling them to keep away, but they never listen, and their parents just don't care! Well they cared enough to report me to the police when I took matters into my own hands, didn't they?"
-Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower, commenting on why he missed the game

"Wow, a good game for us, but those elves are so hard to keep track of. Lucky for us, the ones who were knocked out STAYED out. It was bad enough trying to contain the ones who were still on the field..."
-Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok

"I scored my first TD today, and coach gave me the game ball. Our blockers kept 'em off of me long enough for me to finally make a break for it, but the elves still caught up to me, jukin' and jivin' around everything. I thought for sure I'd lose the ball."
-Gungle Cantrip, Crow Lineman

"That elf had the ball and dropped it and it popped right into my hands. Only thing I could think of to do was run with it, and here we are! MVP, too! I had a good day out there, thanks to some help from these guys!"
-Gurk Smackpoke, Crow Blocker and MVP

"I can't believe we came away with this win. After their first drive when they made it look so easy--I mean, none of our guys could get a handle on an elf. We'd knock one down, and up they'd come. We'd block em out, and somehow they'd get between us, around us...all over us! Snagging the ball from right under our noses and throwing it, catching it. They didn't fare so well in the blocking department, lucky for us."
-Sgunk Stenchrot, Crow Blocker”