“With our losses earlier in the game, we did not have much hope to win this one. At least, we thought, there won't be so much damage this time.

Wrong.

Lamia was coming through, so Saevus decided to push the opponent Sniffylots out of the way. Everything looked good. Sniffy falls. Sniffy's legs go over his head. Sniffy's toenails hits Saevus in his thigh. Saevus gets a punctured artery. The bloody apotechary has used up all the morphine on himself. Saevus dies.
And to add insult to injury, our dead player got the Most Valuable Player award. Thanks for that one, oh gods of irony!

We scored a TD and everything looked nice until that freak accident. Afterwards the whole team got so shocked that two were knocked out and the rest just stumbled around blindly.

A well-earned victory, Sabre. I congratulate you. But next time, you're catfood you dirty little critters!”