“First half consisted of amazons blocking and norse hitting the deck, often being stunned, KOed or injured. However the ball was stuck for some time next to the sideline, and D.D. lacking specialist throwers or catchers was reluctant to try a pass. Eventally they managed to score, and would have managed a second against a team lacking half their number except for a failed handoff.

Second half started with a riot... obviously the norse were pretty unhappy with the massacre they were witnessing. Their team managed to equalise however thanks to some uninspired defending and a failed dodge. This left us just enough time to score the winner.... but the pass in the dying seconds was intercepted. How embarassing.”