“It was a close match-up with the Woodies probably getting the better of the Norse, until Marrumassa Opep went for an extra sprint to get into the tackle zone of a Norse player who was going to pick up the ball. Unfortunately he had neglected to tie his laces at half time, and came crashing down and did not get up again.

Ulfr Spigot in his surprise was just able to grasp the ball the following turn, and rushed down the field for an unnoposed TD.

The last woodelf on the field was too afraid to get up and chase him down, being surrounded by two burly Norse defenders.

The coach of the Norse 4 was heard to remark that winning like this does not feel honorable, but the losing coach was philosophic with his reply.

It looks bad for Stewards of the Grove from here on in, yet Fjorir Konungr have turned the corner from their last big loss and anything is possible for them next week.
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