“Channel Four News Team had a rough go of it. After the first beating they were forced to reload and were far behind the rest of the other squads. Next season will be something different.
Season 1 MVP is going to be a Co-MVP. THis award goes to Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind. Ron was a force and leads the team in SPP even with less games played. Champ was a Rock. He only failed to score SPP in one game, when he was BH in the first turn.
“After that last debacle the girls put together a great game out there today, trying as they were to impress those beefy hunks on the Channel Four News Team (all the girls wanna shag that Ron, they say they're suckers for that 'tash).
But it wasn't enough to clinch a title in our inaugural season, with the Hawks already ahead of us, and even a loss from Foul! Stench will leave the girls in third place on countback (most probably) and having to push up the NWL table next season.
So the girls are off for a buffy session now to watch some Zombs get wasted, so they can feel better about the chances of Foul! Stench stumbling and maybe putting us through by somehow scoring a negative number of TDs.”
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Season 1 MVP is going to be a Co-MVP. THis award goes to Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind. Ron was a force and leads the team in SPP even with less games played. Champ was a Rock. He only failed to score SPP in one game, when he was BH in the first turn.
Stay Classy, NWL.”