“DeMaio as captain of those who want to die, leads the charioteers into the orc villages and accepts the challenge of their team.

The team lures the rookie orcs into a fouling war which stops the first drive TD as planned. Hail to you bastard brothers of the wheel!

Biondi whips out the Arm of Death(TM) and sends Draun's body into the void....keeping the his head to decorate his chariot, with all the others.

Second half proves less productive and the charioteers could do nothing with just 4 on the field. The orcs walk in a score. Final turns, each team says it's last goodbye...charioteer style!

DeMaio "We have exactly what we came for. An orc head, money, and new orc girl fans to keep us warm on the cold nights surrounding the road to Hell." ”