“"Testing, testing! 1, 2, 1, 2...uhum....Hello BloodBowl fans! This is Bendy Wendy for Sports Update! Tonite the Mission wrote history. They managed to beat the Sweepers and gav them their first loss for 10 games. And they did it on pure tactic. They dodged away and played a very agile game in both offense and defense. I havent seen so many Bull Centaurs dancing around the field since my cousin, Cowlegged Carols wedding. Not a single female in the family can keep their legs together.

"Well, well, here's Taurin Greenbeard from the Sweepers. Taurin what happened tonight?"

"Well Wendy, the boys played worse than a Black Orc on a violin. Maybe they have gotten lazy during the long pre season, maybe they had taken this win for granted? I dont really know. We were very passive and ignorant in our offensive play. We didnt close the backdoor and we let those Bullshites off very easy. They need to be fed with some Shoe Pie when they´re down."

"So what are you going to do now? What will the Sweepers have to do up until the next game?"

"Well Wendy, first of all I gonna shout and scream to them. Then I gonna punish them on the trainings. They gonna wish their ugly excuse for a mom where here to nurture them when I'm done to the scraffy heap of no-goods."

"Ok tnx a lot. That was Taurin from the Sweepers folks. And now over to SpaceBob Marspants in....."

"Hey Wendy!"

"Uhum...yes Taurin?..."

"Are you coming to the banquet tonight for some sweet Dwarf love?"

"Ohhh sorry Taurin. I'm covering the Missions banquet. Im there to write about Woodrow Blakes new playing style."

"Ok Wendy I get it. You go to mr Morning wood and make him happy. But dont come running back when we win this shite!"

"Uhum.....over to the studio and Spacebob!" ”