“This was a great game from beginning to end and from end zone to almost the other end zone.

The Miners, being out "manned" as it were, had to play a bit more risky of a game then they normally display. The Coach, Sir "Cracked Skull" Romel, was heard in the dugout yelling at his men, "Stop looking up there skirts!!!!! Focus! Focus!" They held off the Cowgirls attack until late in the 1st half.

Despite coming out in the second with renewed vigor, the Miners were unable to complete their drive with even a modicum of success, and were again forced to play man-to-man...sorry, man-to woman, after a stellar kick by Dallas deep into the Miners end.

In the end, suburb positional play and skillful mobility won the day for the lovely ladies from Big D despite the clutch and fondle...grab...uh...stingy defense put up by the Miners.

Again, Coach Sir "Cracked Skull" Romel, "Could bloody a won that 'un! Well, at least pulled a draw. But these sad sods have been away from home so long...I mean Dwarf women are rare as hen's teeth out here! These ladies from across the pond, all fur coat and no knickers if you ask me, but the lads find them all exotic! Disgusting. Not a one of em' has even a hint of fuzz on 'der face! Now if you'll excuse me...I've got skulls to crack."

Back to you in the studio, Bob and Jim.”