“Lets see... First, I am challenged by a team 61 TR down and I inform him it's not a very even matchup, and re-offer him an orc v. orc that is more fair. He refuses, and says he wants to play against my ogres. Ok.

The handicaps come:
Bribe the Ref
Virus
Smelling Salts

The Ogres get blitz! on the first drive which causes Olfort to whine relentlessly despite only 3 ogres being able to move (and only one past the LoS). (The whining about luck continues throughout the entire game,accompanied by "joke game" every 5 minutes or so.) The undead throw a couple -2db against the ogres and complain when a skull inevitably comes up. A ghoul with the ball manages to get down the field past the ogres, and the Undead stall/foul for about 4 turns before being forced to score.

A bad kick allows the ogres to score an equalizer on T8 (cue whining about a 4+ dodge that used a reroll to score; because we all know a 75% dodge is just totally unbelievable.)

The ogres recieve in the second half and get the ball in the hands of an ogre blodger. The ball is slowly moved up the field, accompanied by complaints from Olfort about how worthless the game is, and claims that he will never play ogre again. The ball carrier boneheads (rerolled to a bonehead) on T16 and the ogres end up unable to score. Olfort proceeds to turn 16 foul and spew some more nonsense in the chat window about his poor luck, despite it being hugely in his favor on the luckmeter.

All in all, terrible sportsmanship from the undead when nothing was said at all on my part to provoke it. Will never play this coach again. Glad I made your team retire.

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