“ Warseer Winter 2006 season B
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Xini Warriors vs Tenpole Tudor

So much was expected for the skaven to this time prove themselves but if the game wasn't a repeat of the the original. Tenpole Tudor had so many could have beens and should have beens but it never happened.

Scene: Coach storms into Tenpole Tudors changing Burrow fuming.

Coach: Eddie you were supposed to be carving up skinks what were you doing?

Eddie: SsssssBoss the skink stamp on Stormvermin head, hurtssss too much

Coach: Ok so Frank got the first Touch down we were in the lead, there were only two turns left of the first half, why did you let the skinks through you dumb rats?

Rif Raff: Bossss, all skinks we KO, they recovered, to many, like skaven swarm.

Coach: Well ok it was a bit much to expect to go right, an AG3 skink to receive a handoff within a tackle zone and then dodge out succesfully, the dodging yes but normal those skinks cannot handle a ball at the best of time.

Thin Lizzie: Boss they geko lizard, saw suckers on paws when Knocked down , looked up, see paws.

Coach: Well what happened in the second half, you stole possesion of the ball, the touchdown was there all you had to do was cross the line, I saw Frank get knocked out of play so it was up to you Gerald.

Gerald: Skink trip me

Coach: .........., you were dodging out of a tackle zone to free space. You are an AG4 Gutter runner with dodge, you failed both, there was no modifier on the roll yet you failed both the intial and the reroll??????????????????

Magenta: Then Skink pik up ball, run for touchdown, try stop them.

Coach:Well there was three turns to equalize, you skaven were capable of doing that surely?!!!

Riff Raff: Passed ball to eddie, he dropped.

Eddie: With my nails, you expect me catch?

Coach: And then what?

Von Scott: I picked up ball, pass nice

Riff Raff: Wasn't looking boss



Coach: Doh!!”