“The head coach of the disciples showed what an unfair coach he was by breaking ALL rules and hiring a chainsaw for the game, without telling us.
Oviously we still prevailed and managed to break them and get a 1-0 lead at half time.
Then they killed the ref at the start of the second half, miserable creatures. After that they gangfouled the players out one by one killing two of our better players.
In the end they even cheated and started to run into our half before the whistle was blown - insuring them a clearly unfair 2-1 victory.
This act of unfairness will never be forgotten - we will strike you down like a scythe against wheat.

Well thx for a good and competitive match, I had done the same in your shoes, I still want the revenge though :) ”