“Buttering up the Ref… literally, was great fun! Pill’O Biter obviously left an impression upon him in more than one way. But not all the fun was had by Pill’O Biter, oh no.
The effeminate elves were only too keen to go down. And despite what the opposing coach says, it wasn’t the terrible luck at all that caused those “dodging” elves to fall to their knees at our feet… we have the bite marks to prove it!
Despite all the orgasmic frolics on the pitch we did remind ourselves why we were here and managed to score more than the pesky elves… or maybe not come to think of it.
The elves ended up with a meagre 32% luck in the first half. Really lost track of the number of double ones and skulls (including a failed apo).
Despite all the bad luck, the tie was within our grasp, but decided to risk it all and go for the winning TD with 4 elves and the tree. Needless to say, we were close but ended up losing. No risk, no glory.
We could have lost this game in all possible ways (or not), but Nuffle was really the key on this one.
Fun game and fun opponent (despite the blind ref). ”
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The effeminate elves were only too keen to go down. And despite what the opposing coach says, it wasn’t the terrible luck at all that caused those “dodging” elves to fall to their knees at our feet… we have the bite marks to prove it!
Despite all the orgasmic frolics on the pitch we did remind ourselves why we were here and managed to score more than the pesky elves… or maybe not come to think of it.
We like elves.
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