“The All-Stars started this match with quite a handicap. Both Treemen decided to hit the snooze button, missing the 1st half. The Furies scored twice in the half, but luckily the All-Stars suffered few injuries.

The second half saw an All-Stars Touchdown, and almost a 3rd TD by the furies in the final seconds (the player stumbled at the goal line!).

The trend of opposing teams to foul the Treemen continued this game. The All-Stars faithful were shocked to see the Furies also foul a downed Fling! These ladies were tough broads... The All-Stars coaches were especially surprised as most Amazon teams have a hard time intentionally causing harm to Flings. Fling scholars think this is due to the Amazon's represhed maternal insticts (Flings looking so much like chubby fat little kids... )

Go All-Stars! ”