“First Match - Furies vs. Silvya Saints, away

Determined to launch their Blood Bowl careers with a storming start, the Ulthuan Furies take to the pitch away against the Silvya Saints, a Wood Elf side coached by Bareuf. The Furies' Captain Aramil Sunspear elects to receive, and what ensues is a textbook two-phase pass and hand-off for the Furies' first touchdown! After this drive, two of the Saints were recuperating in the KO box, while Aramil's blitz for the TD resulted in Saints' lineman Beppe Trave being stretchered off the field for the Badly Hurt box!

The Furies set themselves for the Saints' counterattack, which ultimately failed to materialize. Saints' lineman La Vaca failed to pick up the ball, which allowed for a decisive enveloping pincer move by the Furies' defense. Left with no options, the Saints struggled to clear themselves of the suffocating defense, but Saints blitzer Hip Hop Sylvia failed a block and crumpled in a heap. The furies did not relent, positively swarming their opposition. In one last ditch attempt divert the falling hammer of the Furies' defense, Saints' blitzer Dance Sylvia attempted to dodge away from the back towards the ball but was tripped up and stretchered off to the Badly Hurt box. The Furies pounced on the ball and were off to the endzone, but Saints' coach Bareuf threw in the towel. The ref blew his whistle and awarded the concession to the Furies, who were then off to celebrate their first victory!

(True bad luck for Bareuf. Bit of bad form, him conceding right before I was about to score again =P but I'll let it slide.)”