“Sheet Stealer went to the great sleepover in the sky (or maybe the eye of terror, who knows), but that was the only setback in this game. The pickups worked, the passes flew true, the catches landed, the KO bin was kind, and the push its were never tragic.

In the realm of biff, the Rat Ogre looked stone motherless until the skaven medic trotted on and gave him the warpstone kiss of life. Team management on the Slaneesh bench seemed to have overlooked the medical capacity for the team, so Sheet stealer was simply eaten after his demise. Lues went in for the foul to keep getting my team off the pitch, but money saved on the medic went in bonuses to the armourer. My counterfoul sent on to SI bin the freebooter, and a subsequent hit sent a 36spp gutter runner to the grave.

The KO bin was equally unkind to both teams after that, which meant that the rest of the game was a bit of a Benny Hill chase with the Rat Ogre winning the fight but not the ball, leaving him with no-one to chase by the end, but 4 nil down.

All in all, a good game for the Rat Ogre, with pain and misery for the other players, but the learnt lots. Very happy with the three skill rolls, Claw for a CW, +1 ST for a BM, and Block for another.”