“After a long travel to Skavenblight to promote the new Bloodweiser ("Rats Azz") the Beermen made themselves ready to face the Plutonium Scum for an exhibition match. Sadly they had given away all the beer and didn't get their normal liquid warm up due to a novice mistake by Head Coach NFL.

It didn't take long to see that the Beermen not being juiced up is a walk over and the rats kept running circles around the dizzy brewers. Everything the Beermen tried was affected by their sober state of mind, making even simple passes seem impossible.

After 16 horrible turns and two endings, the nightmare match finally ended leaving the score 4-1. Head Coach NFL apologized his mistake of giving away all the beer and promised to improve in the future.

The Bloodweiser board of directors didn't accept the apology alone and invested in two new players, a quarter back (Paul Reichmann) and a fast running back (Lukas Rabe). They increased the amount of training giving the team two new and important skills, both Otto Nagel and Fritz Reiter learned how to Guard -a perfect skill for Linemen according to Head Coach NFL.

Good luck in your coming matches, get yourself an APO before some team take advantage of your low AV.”