“My team has committed it's first foul. The Best Day's Werewolf was apparently hopped up on PCP and had the strength of 10 men, frothing at the mouth, and generally scaring the pants off my catchers. "We're scared to cross the line of scrimmage" they complained on the bench at halftime..."He's gonna eat us!" they quailed. Well, as head coach, I told em to quit their bitchin and do something about it. After breaking through the line of scrimmage and grabbing the offending werewolf, the ballcarrying blitzer torpedoed the slavering wolf, followed swiftly by Dash Threepzip with a stealthy boot to the ribs. Though the catchers felt much safer after that....we still lost.

Pizzamogul as always, a class act. Will definitely want a rematch later on. Fun Match! :)”