“"There's nothing we can do, he's a goner," - The Suckers' apothecary after Hermath died

"Come on kid, walk it off," - Coach Oblitzamanger to rookie Thrall Lober, who got his ribs broken on his very first turn of Blood Bowl

"Hey guys! This is how you injure players!" - former Captain Thrall Hermath giving encouragements to his team after gouging the eye of a Linerat

"If you do not control your lust today, I'll smack you," - Coach Oblitzamanger to his new Vampire and also Captain, Julianthamus. (He didn't bite a Thrall all game.)

"What's the point? They play well when I'm captain, but they are playing like crap with the Vampire as captain. Obviously, I'm the better captain, and so I should take my role back. But what's the point if that Vampire will always out-rank me?" - Hermath just before he was killed by the Rat Ogre Big Black Death

"Come on Nuffle, give these guys a break!" - Coach Oblitzamanger

"Uh, coach, I have some pains in my arm..." - Thrall Laziron after the game explaining his aging niggling injury to Coach Oblitzamanger

"Just hold still and we'll save you," - The Suckers' apothecary trying to save Thrall Hurglan from a damaged back

"Oh team, I am comitted to you, and if I must die for you not as your captain, then die I must!" - Hermath as he died

"I'm coming for y - Whoops! Ouch!" - Thrall Lerdifall trying to blitz the ballcarrier, but tripping on his own feet while Going For It

"And for being the cutest Thrall, the MVP goes to Laziron again!" - Announcer awarding the MVP

"I want to thank coach raae for the game, even though he roughed my team up. I'll be back, even though next game, I'll be the one with 10 players!" - Coach Oblitzamanger”