“Post Match Interviews:

"I dunno what happen'. First he was in me 'and, and then he was on de floor dead. I am really 'ad that he was killed 'cause he score' the thouchback thingy." - Ogre Olgrit.

"Coach tells me to 'urt 'em so the little grots don't get 'urt, so I just smash the lil' tough 'un and he 'urts his leg." - Ogre Crog'il'don.

"There wuz a ball?" - Ogre Ush'ra.

"Of course I deserved the MVP. I was clearly the best player on the field!" - Goblin Dregg.

"He puts 'is arm at 'is face so I don't smash it in and insteads of the face gets smashed, the arm gets smashed." - Ogre Lo'gram.

"I want to thank coach guerto for the game. I know his team took some damage, which hopefully means he will hire an apothecary. My team lost their scorer, but that is allright since the winnings were incredible. I will hire an apothecary for next game and a new Goblin to replace the late Posh. It was sad that he died, since he had gotten SPPs. Still, I am very proud of the team as they were able to stall for four turns in the first half, and almost prevented the touchdown too!" - Coach Oblitzamanger”