“on a nice day the Cow Guards met Nuffles Minions on a bloody pitch. The Minions werent ready for the Cows Power. Myownthing set Hart Devourer to the Bh box on turn 1 1st half. Weak back picked up the ball and started down the field. The Minions tried to get in the way but it was alost cause. They just didn't have the ability to stop the Cows. Turn 2 the 1st half Crippled Mind hit Raging fury with a monsterous blow killing him forcing the team to use their apoth early. The Cows slowly walked down the field seperating the Minions from the ball and each other. They were unable to find any worthy hit that could help them. Weakback kicked Pinhead Sharpfang in the head early in the half forcing him to miss the next game with a very tecnical kick at a good time in the game he was in fear of his RSC's and wanted to get him out of the game to save face and keep him from using his claws on any of his team mates.
To start the 2nd half the minions recieved the ball. They were unable to keep the Cows from getting a tackezone on the ball. The cows were able to set up in a way that would have given the Minions a tough chance at getting the ball out of tackle zones. Turn 2 the 2nd hale Raging Fury threw a block producing double skulls and being a Bigguy the team was unable to rr the hit so he fell. The Cows took advantage of the situation and knocked the ball loose. Laddyda picked up the ball and proceded down the field. Weakback saw an oppertunity to kick Hell's Spawn in the head knocking him out hard enough to keep him out of the rest of the game.Laddyda tried a pass on the ez line to alow another player to score which never happened. So the next turn Laddyda picked up the ball and walked in to score the go up 2-0 td. the Cows were able to keep the ball on the Minions half the entire game. Turn 16 the minions were so upset that they couldnt do squat that they pushed leaking utters to the side lined and crowd pushed. The hime crowd being so upset that their home team were getting handled like little toddlers that the beating Leakingutters to death and eating her mauled body for dinner. Seeing the tactics of this team weakback took the oppertunity to kick Nufflewise in the head trying to kill him in retalliation. The Cows usually wont kick in the head on turn 16 but when the same tactic is basically used on them they will do it to. KingSnakeeyes vows that coach dank is now his arch enemy and will push his teams in any direction what so ever to win any games played against coach Dank and destroy his teams in the future. You did the best you could to pull off the win Dank it's just that nuffle had other plans for you this game. You are a good coach except when you pull the cowardly turn 16 dirty moves. KingSnakeeyes really is disappointed in this tactic. The Cows will sorly miss Leakingutters and look forward to her offspring taking her place as soon as possible.
Better luck to you in your next match.”