“Project day 1:
Project managers raport:
Learned first lesson: you gotta hit harder and sometimes even pick up the ball to score. The good thing was that if we would have picked up the ball and trown it to waiting worker-gnome we could have scored. Bad news: some employees decided to leave the company including one with shart noisy machinery. For some reason out Big Bada Boom did nice comeback after making niggle to one of the workers trying to throw him away. In later part of the day he heroicly made casualty out of rival companys worker, way to go and mvp went to right direction.

note: hire more workers and check they have thicker skulls than retired ones.”