“This is an interview with Thorm Damdamon after the game....

Reporter: So Thorm... how do you fell after not losing your first game?

Thorm: What is that suppose to mean? Huh little man! You want alittle of my boot up yur arse?

Reporter No!? I just ment.....

Thorm: yeah I know whay ya ment you tiny little chew toy... Well we were doing ok... so the first half wuz scoreless... Then I told our coach that if we lost another game I was gonna tie him to the back of my horse and drag him for a day or so....

Reporter That work? (nervously)

Thorm: Well we scoreed didn't we!!

Reporter: Then what happened? (sheepishly)

Thorm: Then that custy little Dark Elf Jarue came out of nowhere and scored on us! So I looked at the coach and grabbed some rope.

Reporter: Then?

Thorm: You were there! It was a good game! What kinda reporter are you anyway! you sitting there trying to make us look bad! I am gonna wreck you! Get over here!!!!

Reporter: HELP!! Arrrggggggh!! help! ahhhhhggggg........

Sadly we were unable to finsh the interview. Tune in next time folks... We will send Thrud Goodteeth our On the Scene Ogre reporter. That should help avoid these things happening in the future.”