“Well sports fans, it was another solid win for team Prodigy today. The game started of once again with Prodigy kicking off, this time to Smug United, a high elf team. Dwurrish once again shown with 100 yards rushing and two defensive TDs, maintaining a 4 game 2+ touchdown streak. Also maintaining a superb record is the Prodigy QB Amcael going for 5 for 5 for 80 yards, keeping his perfect passer rating. The sole casualty of the game came from Jakel, just after commenting on the lack of blood in the game. Officious, one of Smug United's wardancers, made a sprint for the enzone after nearly being stopped by Amcael late in the first half. Other than sore luck, SMug United's sole accompleshments in the game other than the TD, were two completions for 0 yards. We here at Prodigy Game Update hope both team great luck in the future, this is Jimmy Scrail signing off, and wishing everyone a very bloody day.”