“This game can be best described as horseshit.
The only reason my luck got above 50% before I conceded is I threw a bunch of pushes instead of skulls and managed to pick up the ball, before failing twice to hand it off needing threes.
That's all this game was. Failures. Numerous Double Skulls, Fuck all injuries. How do you fail to do anything against armour 7 the majority of the time when half your team has Claw thanks to the birthday.
I'd like to play my opponent again, but maybe a day when the dice are even so we can at least make it a fucking game, instead of an exercise in watching my team fall over and injure itself.

Cheers”