“Money. That is the reason for entering this cruel world of bloodbowl in the eyes of these twisted hunks of men.

Money.

Playing brutal, athletic football gets the fans in the gates and rewards their endless greed for money. One thing, though, wins you more money.

Brutally crushing your opponents players and will and forcing them to plead for mercy is the only way you get more money. This day, that was the goal of the Corporate Fraud Chain Gang...

It began badly for the frillnecks with confusion seemingly preventing them from using the early advantage offered to them by a blitz. However, a tame start by the Gang saw the Frillnecks krox in the backfield harrassing the ball carrier right from the start.

However, some slick moves with the ball saw Susan Denise Brown throw to the always elusive Christopher Skase who ran away for the touchdown. 1-0 Gangsters

A quick snap gave the Frillnecks another early start, but a very poor effort by the krox saw the impetus back with the chaingang, who were now in a position to score.

Some deft moves by the Chaingang saw poor little skink shady isolated and badly hurt by a marauding Dick Cheney, who then rushed in to collect the ball. The lizards quickly rushed to surround Cheney who was, at one point, completely surrounded bar a very small exit area. However, more lazy blocking by the sauruses gave the Chain Gang the front foot.

Cheney very deftly escaped the trap and handed the ball off to David Myers who slithered away from the waiting beasts. Some strong blocking by the big fellas lead to very few fraudsters being on their feet and things were looking a little grim! However, the leg speed of the trixy frausters left them very much in the box seat to score. Wanting to make sure of it, Alan Bond let fly at the happless sunny who happened to be in the way. A man of the size of Bond is a force to be recond with, and Sunny found that out the hard way. While blood is not the aim of the Corporate Fraud Chain Gang, destruction and malice are certainly part of their code.

While the lizards were morning the passing of Sunny, David Myers crossed for the second touchdown - Gangsters 2-0

Then, with the fraudsters poised to score a third touch down in the space of a half it had become too much for the Lizards. With only six on the field and still feeling the loss of one of their most loved youngsters, they called it a game.

The Evil Fraudsters had achieved their ultimate goal, the bruised and broken lizards handed over their match earnings and headed home, tail between their legs, a broken team. The celebrations this night were particularly frenzied due to the extra bloodlust this team feels when it comes across some illbegotten gains. Money is what they thirst for, and now they know how they can get more of it...

Woe be those who stand in their path.”