“Many of you know my true feelings about elves, however this team has reaffirmed my deep-seated, ill will toward anything elven. My super-lame group of pansies could do absolutely nothing right. They failed to dodge...a lot! They failed just about every 2die block that I threw, and not until the very last turn when they thought they would come skipping to the sideline, but suddenly caught sight of my red-faced, vein popping forehead, did they decide on 2 consecutive 1die blocks to not only succeed in knocking their opponent to the ground, but they also decided not to flop on top of their opponent like a theatre troupe at a Village People revival concert.

Seriously....I hate elves.”