“This is what happens when a rookie head coach thinks he can play with the big boys... otherwise known as the toothpick taking on the buzzsaw. the game started with all 4 sauruses on thier backs, and it went downhill from there. The half came to a close with only one Gecko on the field.... Then only 6 players took the 2nd half pitch for the Geckos, and only 3 were left rolling around when the whistle ended the beat down. They're gonna have to face some halflings without a treeman before this team feels better. The only silver hand highlight was when Siawn Hy the Skink knocked down a Big Bad Flesh Golem (we were too busy celebrating to see which one it was), and it's hometown instantly named a National Holiday in Siawn's honor. To which Dreadclaws players answered appropriately by gouging his eyes out. ”
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